Or: What I wish I'd done before my first caller school::
- Pick two simple two simple singing calls and learn them cold. Do not pick musically interesting songs, or new and novel ones. Pick things that your club caller over-uses, that you've gotten as ear-worms and hate because they're now boring and in a musical style that would have made your grandparents roll their eyes at the saccharine blandness. If you absolutely can't stand the oldies, get something from http://hipster-productions.com/ because their cue sheets have emphasis marks, which will help you with your rhythm.
("Heads You PromeNade aBout Half Way, [beat] Down the Middle And Square Thru Four. [beat, breathe] All The Way And Then A Right And Left Thru, Veer Left And Ferris Wheel. [beat, breathe] Centers Square Thru Three Hands Round, [beat] Swing Your Corner And PromeNade")
Make that fit your singing calls. You have danced this figure often enough that you probably already know the timing for it, and it will flow easily in your head.
- Now learn "The Chicken Plucker". Start with "heads square thru 4". Then repeat this sequence until you mumble it every time there's silence:
right and left thru, pass thru, trade by.
Call that twice (or any multiple of twice) and you can call an "Allemande Left".
- Go to Rich Reel's "Do-It-Yourself Singing Call Figures". Work through some of the possible sequences with checkers. Note how they tie in to the "corner box" (ie: heads square thru 4) or to an "across the street box" (ie: called an odd number of chicken pluckers).
Now you are ready for caller school.